-----Original Message-----
From: Ian Campbell [mailto:icampbell@microbrightfield.com]
Sent: Thursday, June 28, 2001 1:24 PM
To: Colleen Flynn Campbell; ekbrooks@zoo.uvm.edu
Cc: Danielle (E-mail); Rohr, Rob
Subject: RE: Booger Diaperbiscuits


...and 'Zippy' Diaperbiscuits...

-----Original Message-----
From: Colleen Flynn Campbell [mailto:vasgirlvt@hotmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, June 19, 2001 1:39 PM
To: ekbrooks@zoo.uvm.edu; slflynn0219@hotmail.com; Ian Campbell;
tina.blais-armell@vtmednet.org
Subject: Booger Diaperbiscuits


Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. Here is your dose... 

Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is an
excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. "The evil Professor
forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take ourselves too
seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humor
for the day..." 

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first
name: 

a = stinky 
b = lumpy 
c = buttercup 
d = gidget 
e = crusty 
f = greasy 
g = fluffy 
h = cheeseball 
i = chim-chim 
j = poopsie 
k = flunky 
l = booger 
m = pinky 
n = zippy 
o = goober 
p = doofus 
q = slimy 
r = loopy 
s = snotty 
t = falafel 
u = dorkey 
v = squeezit 
w = oprah 
x = skipper 
y = dinky 
z = zsa-zsa 

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your NEW last name: 

a = diaper 
b = toilet 
c = giggle 
d = bubble 
e = girdle 
f = barf 
g = lizard 
h = waffle 
i = cootie 
j = monkey 
k = potty 
l = liver 
m = banana 
n = rhino 
o = burger 
p = hamster 
q = toad 
r = gizzard 
s = pizza 
t = gerbil 
u = chicken 
v = pickle 
w = chuckle 
x = tofu 
y = gorilla 
z = stinker 

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your NEW last name: 

a = head

b = mouth 

c = face 

d = nose 
e = tush 
f = breath 
g = pants 
h = shorts 
i = lips 
j = honker 
k = butt 
l = brain 
m = tushie 
n = chunks 
o = hiney 
p = biscuits 
q = toes 
r = buns 
s = fanny 
t = sniffer 
u = sprinkles 
v = kisser 
w = squirt 
x = humperdinck 
y = brains 
z = juice 

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Bill Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks. 

Now, when you forward this, use your new name as the title of the
subject line. Don't forget to send it to the person who sent it to you!