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Crypty the Cryptosporidium
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Call out the militia. The hairy little socialists are at it again.

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My head is not this skinny
Rob's Giant Head: creator and high pontiff of Plogger/Phlogger and other such fun software chunks.

Germany Pictures
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:: Grand Tour
:: Leipzig
:: Meissen
:: Dresden
:: Marktneukirchen
:: Bayreuth
:: Munich
:: Passau

Silly Name Generator
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Which Opera House...
Bayreuth - Festival Opera House (Interior)

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Living Vicariously Through My Family

California
When babies are involved, everyone gets the wet spot.
My California (and only) brother, Paul, wallowing on his drool infused carpet.

Oh, the humanity! Bryn and Maya thoughtfully portray the joy of discovery in a heartrending dramatic rendition of 'Window Treatment'.

In this epic of modern theater, Eugenia, played impeccably by Maya, must leave the rural stoat factory of her upbringing to pursue her dream of life in the big city in the exciting world of vole manufacturing. Unfortunately, the road to success in voles is paved with potholes. Eugenia, caught up in the Unionization drive at the voleworks, is drawn inevitably into conflict with the heartless plant owner Berka, played tenderly by Bryn. Berka thwarts Eugenia's every attempt at worker solidarity with callous cruelty, while stealing away Eugenia's beloved binky in a desperate bid for victory through complete demoralization and absolute emotional obliteration. Luckily for both characters, the greater good of the community is assured as Eugenia and Berka collapse together in a fit of giggles at the onset of a parentally induced ticklefest.

Annie, Annie, are you okay?!?!
My California nieces, Bryn (giving) & Maya (receiving CPR).

See more of their antics at evohr.org.

Maryland
Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you.
My newest nephew, Justin, practices his camoflage skills.

Let's play Family Feud!
From left to right John (my bruvver-in-law), Jen (my sister), Mom (my mom) and Dad (my dad), with of course Justin (stalwart nephew) in the center of the world.

New York
Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes you eat the other bear. My oldest niece, Maggie, ponders the blueness of frosting.

...and above all else, dignity... Robert, the oldest, and most dignified of my nieces and nephews, discusses his latest recipe.

As one can well see, he would make a great Ambassador to the United Nations.

See more of their antics at www.buffnet.net/~sparke/. You will need to get access info from protective papa bear, Bill, in order to see the Recent News.