In retrospect, my actions before and during the tragedy at the World Trade Center and the Pentagon could be construed as suspicious, so as a public service to the community, I've decided to find out once and for all whether I am Usama bin Ladin.

Usama bin Ladin	Me	Me - Adjusted

The FBI claims Usama is some 5-7 inches taller, at least 60 pounds lighter and 12 years older than I am. See the FBI Most Wanted entry for Mister bin Ladin for more reasons why he and I aren't the same person.

Thankfully for the world, it would appear that I am not Usama bin Ladin, and for your information, when I grow my beard out, I look like a deranged Amish person rather than a deranged Islamic fundamentalist revolutionary. So there.
posted by Rob Rohr at 5:43 PM